By the time I got to California the blondes had gone home
The Beach Boys were sporting dreadlocks
and singing reggae songs
The life guard at the tower
didn’t have a tan
Said if you’re looking for Mama Cass
she’s asleep over there in the van
The last surfer in California
was staring at the waves
His longboard in tatters
had seen better days
He gazed far into the sunset
in an attempt to bring it back,
Said follow me young dreamer
there’s something that you lack
A gentle rain began falling
muddying up the sand
Somewhere in the distance,
Mama Cass was snoring in her van
We walked for about an hour
through sand, dune, and brack
Shortly we were standing
in front of a dilapidated surf shack
The tin roof was held together
by ten penny nails
Water was dripping off the roof
into an old blue bailing pail
These old timber floor boards have survived earthquakes
hard rain and hail
He spoke the words with pride
as he leaned upon the porch rail
Surrounding the shack was growing
a small stand of pines
He said palms in California
are a Beverly Hills state of mind
The California coastline
isn’t like what’s in the books
If you don’t believe me
go out back and have another look
The place you think you’re going
is in only in your mind
If you listen to me carefully
I can save you lot’s of time
Many dreamers come here
searching in the sand
For most it’s disappointment,
cheap hotels, and aging rock bands
I’ve seen them come for glory
on the big silver screen
A young starlet’s illusion
a facade made of green
Strumpets line the boulevard
of Hollywood and Vine
They can tell you all about it
if you’ve got the time
Faded stars and glory
have never paid the bills
There’s a retirement home for actors
who are over the hill
But it shut down due to lack of funding
back in ’09
Millionaire producers
just don’t have the time
Many swarm across the border
looking for a better life
But it’s the same old story
and one more day of strife
Minimum wage labor,
sweat, cement, and stone
For the king and queen of LA
to sit upon their throne
The last surfer in California
said let’s fire up the pot
We’re having boiled cabbage and potatoes
that’s all I’ve got
Did you think there was a lobster in my Pot?
About an hour later
Mama Cass showed up with cold beer
Her waist length gray hair a flowing
she pulled up a chair
The Last surfer in California
lit a cigarette
He claimed that nicotine and hops
hadn’t killed a surfer yet
That night I slept on the front porch
under a sky drenched in stars
Somewhere in the distance
Mama Cass was hitting the bars
The Last Surfer in California
was gone when I awoke
Hanging from a fish hook
was a handwritten note
You can search the world over
for that perfect wave
Or you can live your life like no tomorrow
each and every day
You can wander here and wander there
through dunes, surf and brack
But time is much like plunder, you never get it back
California may have what you’re looking for
then again it may not
But one thing I know for certain
It doesn’t guarantee lobster in your pot
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“Saint John’s Gate, Clerkenwell, the main gateway to the Priory of Saint John of Jerusalem,” black and white photograph by the British photographer Henry Dixon, 1880. The church was founded in the 12th century by Jordan de Briset, a Norman knight. Prior Docwra completed the gatehouse shown in this photograph in 1504. The gateway [...] Read more →
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Reprinted from FineModelShips.com with the kind permission of Dr. Michael Czytko
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A Lecture Delivered at the Guildhall, March 2, 1853 by Rev. H.M. Scarth, M.A., Rector of Bathwick.
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Every home should have one to be opened in spring A jar that sits on the table full of baseball dreams
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The Interrogation of Joan of Arc by Cardinal Winchester
Pussy Willow wielded a real broad sword Honed with diamonds and emery board They say she cut her own umbilical chord The day she strapped it on to serve her Lord
The following are transcripts of two letters written by the Founding Father Thomas Jefferson on the subject of seed saving.
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Como dome facade – Pliny the Elder – Photo by Wolfgang Sauber
Work in Progress…
THE VARNISHES.
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Reprint from The Pitfalls of Speculation by Thomas Gibson 1906 Ed.
THE PUBLIC ATTITUDE TOWARD SPECULATION
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1 cup Christian Bros Brandy ½ cup Myer’s Dark Rum ½ cup Jim Beam Whiskey 1 cup currants 1 cup sultana raisins 1 cup pitted prunes finely chopped 1 med. apple peeled and grated ½ cup chopped dried apricots ½ cup candied orange peel finely chopped 1 ¼ [...] Read more →
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Tuna fish being weighed on quay-side in Greece – Photo by Tom Oates
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Noel Desenfans and Sir Francis Bourgeois, circa 1805 by Paul Sandby, watercolour on paper
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From The Historian’s History of the World (In 25 Volumes) by Henry Smith William L.L.D. – Vol. XVI.(Scandinavia) Pg. 308-310
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This beautifully illustrated New Testament based on the 1611 KJV Bible is published in Limited Edition of 500 Copies World Wide. Included at the end of the text is an unabridged copy of Albert J. Edmunds 1917 classic work, The Oldest Resurrection Documents. Edmunds’ book on the Resurrection utilized source [...] Read more →
Take to every quart of water one pound of Malaga raisins, rub and cut the raisins small, and put them to the water, and let them stand ten days, stirring once or twice a day. You may boil the water an hour before you put it to the raisins, and let it [...] Read more →
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Reprint from The Sportsman’s Cabinet and Town and Country Magazine, Vol I. Dec. 1832, Pg. 94-95
To the Editor of the Cabinet.
SIR,
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